Evolution

Looking back, it's hard to imagine how the mobile phones we had was once considered cool and revolutionary compared to the latest phones we have now. Here's what I'm talking about. The evolution of mobile phones, from my first one to the latest. Check it out.

BOSCH 509
My mom forced me to give it to my auntie after buying the Nokia 3300

Limitless

There's a new movie in town called Limitless starring Bradley Cooper and Robert De Niro. Bradley Cooper (The Hangover) plays a writer who's experiencing chronic writer's block until he was introduced to an untested drug that enables him to use 100% of his brain.

Di ba?

Dirk: Ano nga ulit pagkakaiba ng Biography at Autobiography?

Girl: Yung isa may sumulat na iba about their life yung isa siya mismo nagsulat.

Dirk: I know. Alin nga dun yung Biography at alin dun yung Autobiography?

Girl: Yung Autobiography ata yung tao mismo ang nagsulat ng buhay niya. Kaya nga Autobiography kasi "Author" nga di ba!?

Dirk: ...."AUTObiography" yun hindi "AUTHObiography".

Girl: ....i-google mo na lang kasi! Tatanong pa sa akin eh!

Dirky: LOL!!

OMG

Better get your facts right OMGFacts.

(Click on the picture since it's so hard to read)

They even removed my tweet when I corrected them. I should get some sorta credit here.

Ingat!

I thought my eyes were deceiving me because I believed I saw John Lloyd Cruz last week. But I was right. I did see John Lloyd Cruz in the building where I'm working. So the week after, I spotted him again. He was hanging out near a bar talking to someone over the phone. I managed to take a picture without him noticing. Here it is.

He looked thin though in person.

You won!!

I don't know why these "scammers" would still send messages like this. I hope it's not because some people still get fooled by it. And whoever this Atty. Carlo Deaz is...I think they spelled his name wrong. God bless their soul. No. Eternal damnation for these people. Amen.

'Nuff said

Poor Fella

If you still remember the Sony Ericsson Xperia Play Ad that I posted last 03/01/2011 about the Android mascot that had a pair of thumbs implanted to it, here's a prequel on how it came to be.



Pretty fuckin' Creepy.

The Blue Hat

Warning: Spoiler ahead

I'm referring to the all powerful blue hat given by Harry Mitchell (Anthony Mackie) to David Norris (Matt Damon) for him to have special access to the doors which opens up to different parts of New York city. I would say that this movie is a breath of fresh air. It may not be that great of a movie but it's nicely done since it explored something that we have (specially religious people) always pondered about.
The plan. The grand plan that God made for us. The purpose why we are living, breathing, eating, working and any other verb that ends with an "ing". It was presented in a perspective that everyone would be familiar of. If you've watched a lot of action/spy movies involving the CIA, the FBI, Mi6 and what have you, you would basically have the idea. Shady men in suites watching every move you make. From the bus that you take down to the calls that you make.

Barya lang po sa umaga

Now how much would this cost a few years from now? According to the Internet there are only 5,000 pieces of this worldwide. I wonder if that's true.

Nerd!

Note: For the technologically challenged, please skip this post.

Have you been having problems using your Yahoo mail account in your Outlook or any email client for that matter because you don't know the pop server settings and all that nonsense? Some of you may actually have the correct pop server settings but can't use it since the Yahoo mail account that you have is the FREE version. Does $20.00 cost too much for you to upgrade to the paid version of Yahoo mail a.k.a. Yahoo plus? Well worry no more 'coz the answer is here! Below is a step by step guide on how to work around the system so that you can incorporate your FREE yahoo mail account in your Outlook or most email clients.

Let's Begin!

Toiletiquette

My, my. So I can't do that anymore?

Slipknot

I came across this super villain a few days ago and I just find his abilities really ridiculous. I know that there are also super heroes that are quite useless like Aquaman who's powerless once exposed for long periods of time out of water, but we also have to give him credit for having super human strength and the ability to communicate with sea creatures and all that garbage.

Sapak Man

I like this commercial since Manny Pacquiao has a natural way of being funny. Especially the part where he got back and told his mom that he's already a champion. Witty writers. Hehe! I don't know if you know this but the nickname PAC-MAN was coined by a person named Crisostomo "Cris" Aquino. Flag bearer of Manny Pacquiao on some of his fights.

IDOL!!

How many times have you caught yourself singing to a song that you considered as bakya, baduy, kadiri, yucky, jologs and what have you? I'm guilty of that. I guess all of us are. And I can't figure out why we catch ourselves singing these songs even though they don't fit the music genre that we like. I read one article in a men's magazine wherein this guy is like a hardcore rock 'n roll fanatic who I guess listens to the likes of Disturbed, Korn, Mudvayne, Slipknot and all those angry type of music and wears black shirt all the time.

I am Android

I'm an Android fan boy. Yes I am. Nope, I'm not talking about the character played by Daryl Hannah in the film Blade Runner(she's hot by the way...uuhhmmm 29 years ago).

Although it's interesting to have a human replica to address your sexual needs but I will not go as low as that if the technology comes around, and I'm very much happy with my sex life. Now going back. I'm talking about the mobile operating system that's sweeping the nation by storm. No, the whole world! Google's Android system.

At this point Android phones are being pitted against Apple's iPhone. Some says iPhone is way much better since it has already proven a lot. It's true that the Android is still in it's infancy and there are some features that clearly makes the iPhone the winner. But then again since Android is still starting out the way I see it, it might be heading the same direction as the iPhone has. Well to give you an insight according to Canalys a market research firm, Google's Android system topped it all last 2010 when it comes to market share. Here's the link http://www.canalys.com/pr/2011/r2011013.html. So you see, Android is eating away at Apple's iPhone. Nom nom nom nom nom!!

So enough of iPhone trashing because I'm not being paid to do that. It's just that I love how the Android system works since it's one of the most customizable systems in the smart phone market today. You have different widgets to play around with that you can put on your home screen which you may pattern to fit your lifestyle. So you can put widgets useful enough if you travel in and out of the country (read: time zones), have another profile if you're at the office or a profile for media junkies. And the functionalities doesn't compromise the style. There are also tons of very useful applications and one of my favorites is The MAP. Not Dora's map but Google Maps. I'm not saying that iPhone doesn't have the same app, but like what I've mentioned earlier the integration of functionality and style does not cancel each other out. It's not a phone with just a bunch of icons in it.

Anyway the latest update to the HTC Desire owners, like yours truly states that the HTC Desire, Desire HD and Desire Z will have a firmware update to Android 2.3.3 or aka gingerbread in the 2nd quarter of the year and that's according to HTC themselves. So that means, as far as I know the battery life will no longer be much of a problem as it is now. That's one of the drawbacks of the Android phones by the way. Battery life drains out faster than a speeding bullet. Well, that might be a little exaggerated but it's a fact. However it's better than losing your signal here and there...if you know what I mean. Well hopefully the update will fix the battery issues. There's a lot more to say but I'm running out of time so let me just show you a creepy advertisement of Sony Ericsson's Xperia play. It's an Android phone and PSP-like gaming platform in one.

Sony Ericsson Xperia PLAY - Android is ready to play Trailer

Out Of My Head

First of all I'm not a writer. I don't know how to write. I'm not

a blogger and I don't know anything about blogging. So forgive me

if there are topics that are inappropriate or if you find something

wrong about how I write/blog. But then again this is my page so I

really would not care but I'd appreciate the suggestions. Please.

Thank you.

So why do I have a blog? Why bother creating one if I don't know

what I'm doing? Why ride a bike if you don't know how to? Why fall

in love if you know that you'll get hurt in the end?

Obviously...to learn. Learn how to ride a bike, learn how to recover after a tragic love  story. 

Life is a never ending process of learning. You learn something new everyday.

Even the mentally ill people learns something new once in a while. Who knows? The only

time that you stop learning is if you're dead. Six feet under. Ash

inside an urn. Eaten by Hannibal Lecter. Blown up to bits by Wile

E. Coyote along with Road Runner ("fat chance" - Road Runner). So

that's basically the reason why I have this blog. And I like to

think that blogs are an extension of your brain, of your thoughts.

What's going on inside it? What devious plans do you have against

your exes? What to do when you're all alone in an island with a

pretty hot chick? Or what to say when you finally meet that

perfect guy whom you have been dreaming of ever since you were a little

girl. These are the questions that some of you might have which

can be expressed in so many different ways. And the best way to

express them is if someone is listening and share their thoughts

regarding the subject as well. Anyway I think I made my point and

this is kind of dragging and boring. The bottom line is that this

BLOG is my thoughts' passport...OUT OF MY HEAD.

Aaaaarrrgghhh!! I hate OATMEAL!!!! But I have to go on a diet!! The horrorrrrrr!!